We raised £1,250 in donations during the intervals for 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper from our amazing audiences which will be shared equally between our two chosen charities:

We're giving away four free tickets to our Thursday 20th June showing of 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!

It promises to be a hilarious night for all!

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE for our brand new show 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!
14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd June 2024 at Culter Village Hall.

Did you think Café René had closed for good?  Well we're delighted to say Café René will be "Ouvert" once more, with a completely new show, never performed before by Culter Theatre Club: ’Allo ’Allo 2 – The Camembert Caper.

Based once more on the hugely successful British television series fronted by the late great Gorden Kaye, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of our hapless café owner in occupied France taking place after the disastrous incident with the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.  The British Airmen are still in hiding, and this time the resistance have a new plot – with Cheeses!

Many of your favourite characters return once more but this time with some much loved characters not seen in the last show, including Madame Fanny (Edith's mother), Captain Geering ("’tler!"), and Monsieur Alphonse!

A hilarious night's entertainment awaits – it will be café style table seating and you can bring your own drinks and snacks (a few light nibbles will be provided in the interval).   Please note that generally this show is for adults aged 18+, however children aged 16 or over may attend if accompanied by an adult.

Bookings will be allocated to table seating by our front of house team and will be pre-set for your arrival.  If you're meeting people, please let us know their names on the booking form and we'll try to seat you together or close by, although this is subject to availability.

Please be aware that this show is set in France during World War II, and as such will include characters, imagery and language from that period.

• Mimi
• Michelle of the resistance
• Monsieur Alphonse the Undertaker
• Monsieur LeClerc
• Madame Fanny
• Captain Geering
• General von Klinkerhoffen
• Officer Crabtree
• Other small roles (airman/peasant)

• REGISTER TO ATTEND THE AUDITIONS

Stage experience is not required – just enthusiasm! If you have always thought about being on stage now is your chance.
Audition pieces to read will be available on the audition evenings.