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14 April 2024

'Allo 'Allo 2 - Tickets On Sale Now!

Allo Allo 2 Poster 2024

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE for our brand new show 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!
14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd June 2024 at Culter Village Hall.

Did you think Café René had closed for good?  Well we're delighted to say Café René will be "Ouvert" once more, with a completely new show, never performed before by Culter Theatre Club: ’Allo ’Allo 2 - The Camembert Caper.

Based once more on the hugely successful British television series fronted by the late great Gorden Kaye, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of our hapless café owner in occupied France taking place after the disastrous incident with the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.  The British Airmen are still in hiding, and this time the resistance have a new plot - with Cheeses!

Many of your favourite characters return once more but this time with some much loved characters not seen in the last show, including Madame Fanny (Edith's mother), Captain Geering ("’tler!"), and Monsieur Alphonse!

A hilarious night's entertainment awaits - it will be café style table seating and you can bring your own drinks and snacks (a few light nibbles will be provided in the interval).   Please note that generally this show is for adults aged 18+, however children aged 16 or over may attend if accompanied by an adult.

Bookings will be allocated to table seating by our front of house team and will be pre-set for your arrival.  If you're meeting people, please let us know their names on the booking form and we'll try to seat you together or close by, although this is subject to availability.

Please be aware that this show is set in France during World War II, and as such will include characters, imagery and language from that period.

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Categories: Allo Allo | Mid-year Show | Tickets


2 March 2024

'Allo 'Allo 2 - the Camembert Caper - AUDITIONS

Allo AlloWe thought Café René would be closed for good, but no he's back with an all new show Allo Allo 2 - the Camembert Caper with performances on the 14th & 15th June and 21st & 22nd June 2024.

We will be holding OPEN AUDITIONS on the 5th and 7th March at 7.30pm at Culter Village Hall.
We're looking for new cast members to play any of the following parts:
  • Mimi
  • Michelle of the resistance
  • Monsieur Alphonse the Undertaker
  • Monsieur LeClerc
  • Madame Fanny
  • Captain Geering
  • General von Klinkerhoffen
  • Officer Crabtree
  • Other small roles (airman/peasant)
If anyone is interested in any of these roles, or knows anyone that would be, please come along to one of the audition evenings!

Stage experience is not required - just enthusiasm! If you have always thought about being on stage now is your chance.
Audition pieces to read will be available on the audition evenings.

Categories: Allo Allo | Auditions | Mid-year Show


25 February 2024

Annual General Meeting 2024

Annual General Meeting

Thursday 18th April 2023 @ 7.30pm
Annual General Meeting

At the AGM we'll provide an update on last year, and our plans looking ahead for the rest of the year.  We'll also provide the usual update on finances and the accounts.
 
We are always looking for new members to join the committee to allow us to continue putting on productions to the high standard we are known for. Our club members have a wide range of talents, from acting, singing, set painting, costume making, lighting and sound, painting, set construction and prop making. If you feel you can help us in any way, whether back stage or on stage we still need you for when we're allowed to get back to some normality!
 
The AGM will run from 7.30-8.15pm.  We'd appreciate it if you could let us know you're coming by completing the online registration form.  We hope you'll be able to come along and look forward to seeing you there.
Kerwin Robertson
Chairman
Culter Theatre Club
 

Categories: AGM


13 October 2023

Puss in Boots - Tickets on Sale!

Puss in Boots Poster

When Jack and his clever cat and loyal companion Puss join together, the dynamic duo sets out on a quest to secure wealth and status and the hand of the lovely Princess Petunia, whilst defeating the money-grabbing Count Grumblegrab and his sidekick Fairy Pernicious and their dastardly plans.  With the hilarious brothers Hither and Tither trying to get their girls, and Queen Bendy Wendy not letting King Charlie get a word in edgeways, this heartwarming tale of friendship, perseverance and cunning is brought to life with laughter, music, dance, and delightful surprises. 

Join our cast for an unforgettable adventure filled with magic and merriment and make this a Christmas panto to remember!

Tickets are on sale now - but don't delay, as we always sell out fast!

6th-9th December 2023 at 7.30pm and matineé on 9th December at 2pm.

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Categories: Panto | Puss in Boots | Tickets


13 August 2023

Puss in Boots Panto Auditions!

Puss In Boots

PUSS IN BOOTS - AUDITIONS

EXTRA DATE ANNOUNCED:
THURSDAY 31st AUGUST

In a first for Culter Theatre Club, this year's Christmas pantomime will be "Puss in Boots"!  Not only that, but the script is being written in house this year - which means more jokes that you can shake a stick at!  Of course that all means it's time to get started with auditions!

Ever thought you'd like to have a go on stage? Well now's the time to come along to the auditions and show us your stuff.

Whether you want one of the main parts, a supporting role, or just to be one of our great chorus, young or old, we'd love for you to come along.

Thursday 24th August or Tuesday 29th August or Thursday 31st August
Culter Village Hall

Time: 7.30pm

To attend the auditions, please REGISTER ONLINE HERE

Excerpts from the script, songs and dances will be available on the night (you don't have to memorise anything!). There are parts to suit everyone!  Interested in a part?  These are the available characters:

  • PUSS IN BOOTS - Puss' talking self. With boots.
  • PRINCESS PETUNIA - Principal Girl.
  • QUEEN BENDY WENDY - The Dame.
  • KING CHARLIE - Browbeaten King.
  • BOABBIE - The Royal Page.
  • COUNT GRUMBLEGRAB - An evil Count, who is also a baker.
  • FAIRY ANNIE - A good fairy.
  • FAIRY PERNICIOUS - Her sister. A BAD fairy.
  • HITHER - The Millers son. Not the sharpest tool in the box.
  • TITHER - Also the Millers son. Even less sharp.
  • JACK - The Millers stepson. Principal Boy.
  • BONNIE - A village girl. In love with Hither
  • BUNTY - A village girl. In love with Tither.
  • Chorus (Singing/Dancing)

Want to help out backstage? 

Just come along and introduce yourself on one of the audition nights, and let us know what you're interested in! Please note that you have to be over 18 for many of our backstage roles.

Categories: Auditions | Panto | Puss in Boots


14 May 2023

Murder on the Disorientated Express

Murder on the Disoriented Express

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Join us for a murder mystery evening from your hosts at Culter Theatre Club.  The event is bring your own bottle and food, light snacks will be provided, and we'll have table seating (tables seat ten people, and you will be allocated to a table by our front of house team).

The Disorientated Express, probably one of the most luxurious trains in the world, is always fully booked. Even now, in 1938, with war looming menacingly on the horizon, her luxury Pullman coaches are packed with traveling rich and famous making their way from Istanbul to Constantinople.

The train has excelled in reliability and punctuality over the years, but today all that is about to change. A famous rocket designer known as Werner Von Black, has been discovered in his sleeping compartment – dead.

The only question is: who killed him?

23rd and 24th June 2023, 7.30pm, Culter Village Hall.

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Categories: Mid-year Show | Tickets


19 February 2023

Annual General Meeting 2023

Annual General Meeting

Thursday 30th March 2023 @ 7pm
Annual General Meeting

At the AGM we'll provide an update on last year, and our plans looking ahead for the rest of the year.  We'll also provide the usual update on finances and the accounts.
 
We are always looking for new members to join the committee to allow us to continue putting on productions to the high standard we are known for. Our club members have a wide range of talents, from acting, singing, set painting, costume making, lighting and sound, painting, set construction and prop making. If you feel you can help us in any way, whether back stage or on stage we still need you for when we're allowed to get back to some normality!
 
The AGM will run from 7-7.45pm.  We'd appreciate it if you could let us know you're coming by completing the online registration form.  We hope you'll be able to come along and look forward to seeing you there.
Kerwin Robertson
Chairman
Culter Theatre Club
 

Categories: AGM


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